∞ 12/5/2010 (12:11am) 1 note

Squidward: Spongebob, if I were trapped at the bottom of a well for three years, with nothing to eat but that Krabby Patty, I’d eat my own legs first! … And not just the extra ones.
Spongebob: But it’s good for you!
Squidward: Good for me?! That thing is a heart attack on a bun!
Spongebob: No, Squidward, I meant… good for your soul. *angels sing*
Squidward: Oh, puh-leez. I have no soul. *MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

Spongebob: And why are you holding a patty behind your back?Squidward: I, I, I… no, I didn’t do—Spongebob: And why do you look so nervous? And why are you sweating so much? And why do you look so hungry! And— *stops and makes face above*Squidward: No wait, it’s not what you think… This is a big misunderstanding. You’ve got to believe me, I… Listen, I am telling you. *jumps up and down* YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME SPONGEBOB!Spongebob: You like krabby patties, don’t you, Squidward?Squidward: *closes vault immediately* YES, YES! I admit it, Spongebob! I LOOOOOOOVE KRABBY PATTIES!!!! *engulfs patties*

∞ 12/5/2010 (12:01am) 4 notes

Spongebob: And why are you holding a patty behind your back?
Squidward: I, I, I… no, I didn’t do—
Spongebob: And why do you look so nervous? And why are you sweating so much? And why do you look so hungry! And— *stops and makes face above*
Squidward: No wait, it’s not what you think… This is a big misunderstanding. You’ve got to believe me, I… Listen, I am telling you. *jumps up and down* YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME SPONGEBOB!
Spongebob: You like krabby patties, don’t you, Squidward?
Squidward: *closes vault immediately* YES, YES! I admit it, Spongebob! I LOOOOOOOVE KRABBY PATTIES!!!! *engulfs patties*

Patrick: Look, Spongebob’s GIANT! Can I be giant next?!Spongebob: Patrick, I’m not giant, you shrunk too!Patrick: You’re kidding! *takes out pickle* Good thing I still got this pickle! *kisses pickle*Squidward: Hey! Now will you take us to Mermaid Man?Spongebob: NO! He can never find out! But I’ll think of something. I promise. Until then, you’ll be safe in this jar. *pulls out jar and puts Patrick and Squidward inside* Patrick: You know what’s funny? My pickle started out in a jar, and now it’s in one again! It’s like, a pun, or something.

∞ 12/4/2010 (11:48pm) 1 note

Patrick: Look, Spongebob’s GIANT! Can I be giant next?!
Spongebob: Patrick, I’m not giant, you shrunk too!
Patrick: You’re kidding! *takes out pickle* Good thing I still got this pickle! *kisses pickle*
Squidward: Hey! Now will you take us to Mermaid Man?
Spongebob: NO! He can never find out! But I’ll think of something. I promise. Until then, you’ll be safe in this jar. *pulls out jar and puts Patrick and Squidward inside*

Patrick: You know what’s funny? My pickle started out in a jar, and now it’s in one again! It’s like, a pun, or something.

We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!

∞

Patrick Star in “Sandy, Spongebob and the Worm”

babymoose: myintentionsaregold i didn’t know kristen stewart was in spongebob.

∞ 12/3/2010 (10:58pm) 31,469 notes

babymoose:

myintentionsaregold

i didn’t know kristen stewart was in spongebob.

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∞ 12/3/2010 (10:58pm) 503 notes

Everyone but Sandy: Sea creatures rule! WATER, WATER, WATER!Sandy: All right, all right, you’ve had your little laugh! But now, it’s my turn. Y’all think you’re some hot stuff, don’t ya? Swimming around with your fancy gills and such. But none of you wet heads could even last a minute on my turf. Dry land!Squidward: Will we have to wear pickle jars?Sandy: Nope, nothing but the clothes on your backs!

∞ 12/3/2010 (10:40pm) 6 notes

#spongebob#sandy cheeks#pickle jar

Everyone but Sandy: Sea creatures rule! WATER, WATER, WATER!
Sandy: All right, all right, you’ve had your little laugh! But now, it’s my turn. Y’all think you’re some hot stuff, don’t ya? Swimming around with your fancy gills and such. But none of you wet heads could even last a minute on my turf. Dry land!
Squidward: Will we have to wear pickle jars?
Sandy: Nope, nothing but the clothes on your backs!